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  1. Have people think you are stupid
  2. Compulsively tap your nose every second sentence
  3. Get married many unsuccessful times
  4. Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
  5. Kill another person
  6. Be a cocaine user & occasionally get important stuff done
  7. Have to repeat everything you say twice no matter how clearly you have said it because your conversational partner cannot understand/hear you
  8. Alien space bats suddenly terraform Mars and transport your home city there. The climate is arid but habitable, with vegetation similar to the arctic circle on Earth.
  9. In exactly ten years enough blue whales to cover the entire surface of the earth (evenly distributed over it) will materialize 9000 meters above sea level (and immediately fall). Everyone knows this is coming.
  10. All water in the ocean is teleported into a column above Yellowstone National Park which extends up into the atmosphere. The column completely covers the park and the column's profile going up is in the shape of the park. Whatever force caused this immediately releases the water to behave normally.


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