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Have people think you are stupid
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Punch a baby
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Compulsively tap your nose every second sentence
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Have the most boring job in the world
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Get married many unsuccessful times
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
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Kill another person
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Be a cocaine user & occasionally get important stuff done
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Your hair catches on fire every time you say the word "because"
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In exactly ten years enough blue whales to cover the entire surface of the earth (evenly distributed over it) will materialize 9000 meters above sea level (and immediately fall). Everyone knows this is coming.