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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
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Have people think you are stupid
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Eat a hagfish
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Compulsively tap your nose every second sentence
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Be a cocaine user & occasionally get important stuff done
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Have the most boring job in the world
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Get married many unsuccessful times
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Kill another person
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In exactly ten years enough blue whales to cover the entire surface of the earth (evenly distributed over it) will materialize 9000 meters above sea level (and immediately fall). Everyone knows this is coming.
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Your hair catches on fire every time you say the word "because"