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Compulsively tap your nose every second sentence
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Be a cocaine user & occasionally get important stuff done
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At any time you can turn your hip sockets into a personal jetpack, but if you do it will permanently blow off your legs
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Have the most boring job in the world
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In exactly ten years enough blue whales to cover the entire surface of the earth (evenly distributed over it) will materialize 9000 meters above sea level (and immediately fall). Everyone knows this is coming.
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Be unable to understand/hear anyone and require them to say everything to you twice
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Your hair catches on fire every time you say the word "because"
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Alien space bats suddenly terraform Mars and transport your home city there. The climate is arid but habitable, with vegetation similar to the arctic circle on Earth.
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Be lonely, mean and have an IQ of 240
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Be scared of mobile phones