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  1. All future video games adopt the cell phone game paradigm: "free to play but the game is annoying somehow (you have to wait, you have to grind, you need rare drops, etc...) unless you pay with microtransactions"
  2. Get a mosquito bite on your eye
  3. Your personal gravity is permanently reversed, so that you fall upward and the ceiling acts as the floor.
  4. Every decision you make must be vetted by 3 other people before it is put into place
  5. Walk a tightrope across Niagara Falls
  6. Become an anthropomorphic mouse.
  7. Be blind in one eye
  8. Everyone thinks that you're actually a cat and treats you like one
  9. Pay $1500 to keep your lower right first molar tooth for the next 10 years, but lose it immediately thereafter
  10. The only bathrooms you can use for the rest of your life are the Burger King restrooms.


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