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Have a fridge fall on you
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Be mute
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
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Have Tourette's Syndrome (the stereotypical kind where you randomly shout insults and obscenities)
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Live in the Teddy Ruxpin universe
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Your body dies but your mind is transferred to a magically-animated Barbie doll
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Jar-Jar Binks is suddenly real and you have to let him live at your house
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Alien space bats suddenly transport your home city to a non-ocean location in the mid Cretaceous period when dinosaurs were common.
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Get sued
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Have no sense of taste