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  1. Have a fridge fall on you
  2. Be mute
  3. Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who telepathically tell you whatever information you need making you into a super-genius/inventor/problem-solver. Their psychic voice in your mind sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison. And they bite.
  4. Have Tourette's Syndrome (the stereotypical kind where you randomly shout insults and obscenities)
  5. Live in the Teddy Ruxpin universe
  6. Your body dies but your mind is transferred to a magically-animated Barbie doll
  7. Jar-Jar Binks is suddenly real and you have to let him live at your house
  8. Alien space bats suddenly transport your home city to a non-ocean location in the mid Cretaceous period when dinosaurs were common.
  9. Get sued
  10. Have no sense of taste


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