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  1. Only wear wool for the rest of your life
  2. Jar-Jar Binks is suddenly real and you have to let him live at your house
  3. You're being chased by a fast zombie
  4. Wash your face in a urinal
  5. Whenever you fart it sounds like a loud belch
  6. Live on, but have amnesia and forget everything you've done thus far in life
  7. At any time you can turn your hip sockets into a personal jetpack, but if you do it will permanently blow off your legs
  8. 50% of the time when people speak you only hear incoherent mumbling (everyone else hears the personal normally)
  9. Have braces for the rest of your life
  10. Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"


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