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Be a dwarf
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50% of the time when people speak you only hear incoherent mumbling (everyone else hears the personal normally)
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Eat nothing but Burger King for the rest of your life
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Have a prominent pair of tusks
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The government is spying on your every move (just for fun)
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Have hedgehog spines covering your back and scalp
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Every email or text you send is misinterpreted
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Fall into a vat of painfully hot, but not boiling, water
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Your body dies but your mind is transferred to a magically-animated Barbie doll
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Lie about something important for years and then have it found out