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Options 1446 to 1456
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Become a hybrid of human and whatever animal you most recently ate before choosing this option.
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Nothing larger than a bird can fly more than ten meters above the ground without exploding
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Lose 2 fingers
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Become a zombie (while retaining your mind)
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Have a terrible case of head lice
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Become a wererat
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Get punched in the ear everyday for one year
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Be a defense attorney whose clients always go to jail, even if completely innocent
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The entire surface of Earth is suddenly covered in a six foot thick layer of veal cutlets
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Magical elves from a parallel fantasy-based universe invade our reality and enslave humanity when our advanced technology proves to be no match for their spellcasting ability