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  1. Become a hybrid of human and whatever animal you most recently ate before choosing this option.
  2. Have the grim reaper come knocking on your door
  3. You are immortal and invincible but you become a solid rubber ball one foot in diameter. You can bounce and roll yourself around and you can speak but you can't otherwise manipulate your surroundings.
  4. Become a zombie (while retaining your mind)
  5. Have a terrible case of head lice
  6. Become a wererat
  7. Get punched in the ear everyday for one year
  8. Be a defense attorney whose clients always go to jail, even if completely innocent
  9. The entire surface of Earth is suddenly covered in a six foot thick layer of veal cutlets
  10. Magical elves from a parallel fantasy-based universe invade our reality and enslave humanity when our advanced technology proves to be no match for their spellcasting ability


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