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Lose all of the toes on one foot
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Get into a large bathtub of luke-warm taco beef and be unable to leave until you eat it all. There are a stack of hard tacos within reach.
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Every time you wake up Tim Burton is laying beside you with his arm draped over you
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Have your best friend betray you
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Have goat eyes
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Have your house burn down
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Have a life that is not tried but is merely survived
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Everyone in the world has the body of Richard Branson
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Always feel like you've stubbed your toe
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Put your bare hand up to the wrist into disgusting and effluent filled bus station toilet bowl