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Every morning you are woken up by someone punching you in the face.
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Blow your nose with a vagrant's underwear
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Always feel like you have to sneeze and not be able to
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Your personality suddenly changes so that you agree with everything Donald Trump has said publicly. All other aspects of your personality remain the same.
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Be impoverished and hungry for days at a time
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Excrete a crab
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Only eat cucumber for the rest of your life
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Have ears on the bottoms of your feet
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Your tears are boiling hot
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Your neighbour who you don't get along with successfully gets you fined $10,000 when you didn't do anything wrong