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You can't go anywhere that has a solid barrier between you and the sky directly above you (ie, any sort of ceiling).
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Live on the streets
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Be a beautiful mermaid on permanent exhibit in a public aquarium
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Have to brush your teeth every 20 minutes (for at least one minute) for the rest of your life (not counting sleep time)
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Have a prehensile elephant-like trunk
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When you die your mind/spirit/soul ceases to exist
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Be made of lava, so you must always be somewhere it is really hot
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Have (permanently on) lightsabers instead of hands
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A close friend's hands are covered in corn on the cob. If eaten, it leaves behind corn cob skin and regrows over night. The only food that gives you sustenance is that corn.
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Sweat mayonnaise