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The human reproductive process was completely different and was as painful (for both parties) as childbirth
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Instead of arms you have venomous snakes growing from your shoulders. You can control them to some degree but they also have minds of their own and will act like normal snakes when you aren't paying close attention.
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Be illiterate
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Be a rotten tomato
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Feel slightly nauseated for the rest of your life
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The only food that gives you sustenance is mosquitoes
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Lose an arm
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Always feel like you have to pee and not be able to
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Have a parrot-like beak instead of a human nose and mouth
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Everyone else smells like the most horrible BO ever to you (but to themselves and everyone else they smell normal)