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  1. Always feel like you have to pee and not be able to
  2. Have a parrot-like beak instead of a human nose and mouth
  3. Everyone else smells like the most horrible BO ever to you (but to themselves and everyone else they smell normal)
  4. Be a cucumber
  5. Lose all of your teeth
  6. Listen to Rebecca Black forever
  7. Sleep on a pile of full garbage bags every night
  8. Swim forever in a maple syrup pool
  9. Have an extra, yet useless, thumb growing smack dab out of the middle of your forehead
  10. Be cursed with having to forever hear and listen to Simon Cowell's inner monologue 24/7


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