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  1. Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who tell you bad puns continuously in a voice that sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison
  2. Live out the rest of your life as a wasp
  3. Stuff two dozen pencils down your throat
  4. Look exactly like Micheal Jackson
  5. You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis
  6. Only have one of your five senses
  7. Have hooves instead of hands
  8. Have no hands
  9. Every time you eat a meal or snack the first piece of food you put in your mouth has a 1 in 10,000 chance of turning into a live and activated grenade
  10. Be a banana peel


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