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Be cursed to have the hindquarters of a donkey from the waist down. You cannot stand or walk upright but are properly proportioned to move around on all fours.
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Be cursed to have the body of a donkey. Your face is still humanoid and you can speak normally.
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Have a lobotomy
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Drown in lava
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Drink a glass of mercury
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With every step you take you gain one pound
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Go blind
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Live in a world without music
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Listen to only Justin Bieber music forever
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Swim a length of an Olympic size pool filled with rotten
diarrhea