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  1. Be nine months pregnant for the rest of your life
  2. Have mayonnaise instead of skin and you are constantly followed around by a sweaty guy with pimples who is constantly trying to lick you
  3. Your eyeballs are replaced with the same volume of salted peanuts
  4. All the skin on your face falls off
  5. Murder your closest friend
  6. Only be able to eat rotten food
  7. From now on all food tastes like vomit to you
  8. Get in an accident that severely impedes your mental capacity
  9. Be cursed to have the head of a donkey. You are unable to speak and can only make braying sounds.
  10. You die if you come within 10 meters of anyone else


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