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Find out that penguins have a super-secret society deep under Antarctica that is far more advanced than human society, but you can't tell anyone, or they'll kill you
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Gain superpowers allowing you to emit highly visible and flashy heat rays, stun rays, kinetic impact rays, or other similar ray-based effects at will. The downside: the rays all emanate from your crotch.
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Be able to spell perfectly
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Give $2 to a homeless person
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In any city where you pee on their most important monument you magically become 10% better at everything you do while in that city
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Drive a tank
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Never get sick again and die in your 80's
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Eat a muffin
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Use Google
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Every time you sit down to each any meal there is a 50% chance that it has transformed into a really good sandwich