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Twinkies never existed
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All fruit tastes like meat and all meat tastes like fruit. They have the same nutritional content that they currently do.
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A person you don't know but who has a personality and value system almost identical to your own becomes the supreme dictator-for-life of your home country.
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Every time you cry you hear the sound of far-off flatulence
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Go to the doctor
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Notice a large bruise on your arm which you have no idea how you got.
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Have a huge elaborate wedding
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The town of Springfield from the Simpsons (and all of its occupants) suddenly becomes a real place in the real world
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Be a dancer
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Hurl a baby (who you knew was going to grow up to be like Hitler) into the ocean