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Eat everything with a knife and fork from now on
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Become a vampire
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A genie appears and grants you three wishes. However, after the first wish is granted you realize that this is the Opposite Day Genie and it grants you the exact opposite of the things you wish for.
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Whenever you laugh (for any reason) it sounds like an evil villain's "Mwhahahahaha!"
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Everything within ten meters of you is unaffected by gravity (or by large-scale centrifugal forces, so you don't fly off into space due to Earth's rotation). You suffer no long-term medical problems from this.
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Give five bucks to someone to stop them from constantly asking you for five bucks
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You and your co-workers get free two week trips to Hawaii. At the end of the trip each of your has to eat a donut licked by all of the others.
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Whenever a person is stuck in traffic for more than 2 minutes they turn into a dog. When the traffic in front of them clears so they can move again they transform back into a human.
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Have people think you are silly
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Listen to "Who Let the Dogs Out"