Options By Popularity
Options 617 to 627
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Magically know (in some completely inexplicable and unprovable yet completely credible way) that a particular acquaintance of yours was going to try to kill you in three days
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Be luigi
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Learn a painful truth
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Become a hybrid of human and whatever animal you next eat after choosing this option.
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Cheat and win, but you mom knows the evil truth
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Have the ability to see the future but not be able to change anything
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It is officially decided that irregardless means the same thing as regardless
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No form of hat will ever fit your head, even if custom made
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Turn the other cheek
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The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.