Options By Popularity
Options 649 to 659
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Pick up some field mice and bop them on the head
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The other option this is paired with happens to 50% of the people on Earth, chosen at random. You don't know whether you will be among them.
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Have the most fun job in the world, but your personal life is extremely boring
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Be a cow that jumped over the moon
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Unscrew your keyboard, shake out the crumbs, and eat them
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Wear a tinfoil hat
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Superman hates you fiercly (but considers it morally wrong to kill you)
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Argue about something you don't care about
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When you die, if you are good (top 50% of people who've ever lived) then the option ranked first on this site happens to you forever. If you are bad (bottom 50%) then the option ranked last happens to you forever.
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Have a personal scribe who records your every deed