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Unscrew your keyboard, shake out the crumbs, and eat them
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Superman hates you fiercly (but considers it morally wrong to kill you)
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When you die, if you are good (top 50% of people who've ever lived) then the option ranked first on this site happens to you forever. If you are bad (bottom 50%) then the option ranked last happens to you forever.
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Have a personal scribe who records your every deed
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You and your 5 closest co-worker friends are put in a room and must collectively decide which one of you will be fired
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Have tiger stripes
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Mistakenly call someone "sir" or "ma'am" when the opposite is more appropriate.
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The speed of sound changes to be 10 times faster than it is now
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Everyone starts calling you Hank with no explanation and look at you funny if you claim that Hank is not your name
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Be trapped in an elevator with Adolph Hitler