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When you die, if you are good (top 50% of people who've ever lived) then the option ranked first on this site happens to you forever. If you are bad (bottom 50%) then the option ranked last happens to you forever.
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Have a personal scribe who records your every deed
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Be able leap long distances but unable to land safely
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You and your 5 closest co-worker friends are put in a room and must collectively decide which one of you will be fired
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Have tiger stripes
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Mistakenly call someone "sir" or "ma'am" when the opposite is more appropriate.
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Be trapped in an elevator with Adolph Hitler
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Mistakenly ask someone when their baby is due when they aren't actually pregnant.
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Everyone starts calling you Hank with no explanation and look at you funny if you claim that Hank is not your name
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Everyone becomes an anthropomorphic version of whichever animal represents their birth year in the Chinese zodiac.