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  1. Every time you go to eat a sandwich there is a 50% chance that it disappears and is replaced with crumbs, as if it was eaten by someone else
  2. Every time you go to the bathroom you hear far-off crying
  3. Destroy an original, working, NES
  4. You turn into a tree whenever you're exposed to sunlight. The process takes half an hour, allowing you opportunity to find a good spot to root. You only age while in human form.
  5. Talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger
  6. Become an anthropomorphic cat.
  7. Be forced to make a choice between two bad options
  8. Turn into a penguin every time you have to poop
  9. Have high expectations from the world
  10. Be embarrassed in front of your family


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