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Options 877 to 887
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Turn into a penguin every time you have to poop
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Eat nuts and gum together
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The option this is paired with happens within a 100 km radius of your current location. If it's a person-affecting option it happens to every person in that area including yourself, if it's a geography-affecting option it happens to all the land in that area but not outside it, etc.
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Run two city blocks wearing only chainmail (no padding or clothing beneath)
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Gain invulnerability and super-strength, but transform into a monstrous gorilla-like creature.
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Thou must speaketh only in Early Modern English (aka "Shakespearean" English), with thee/thou/thy/thine/etc.
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Fart in an elevator every time there is only one other person in it
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Continuously swap wardrobes with the person closest to you
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Justin Beiber dies, but you have to go to his funeral where they play all his songs back to back in memory of him
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Have a co-worker that you have to work with for five years who you think likes you, but at the end of the five years you find out secretly hates you and has only been tolerating and humoring you