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Buy a 12-pack of beers, but when you get it home realize that you actually bought a 12-pack of bears
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Run a mile in under 8 minutes or be killed
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Take up gambling
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Blow your nose, look at the Kleenex, and see what looks like brain tissue
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Live in a thought provoking dystopian future
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Your only way of showing compassion is by saying "I pity the fool"
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Every inch of your body was covered with tattoos (of your choice)
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No matter how often you wash your hair it always looks dirty, however, no matter how infrequently you wash it it always feels clean
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Have leopard spots
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Embrace hedonism