Options By Popularity

Options 943 to 953

  1. Blow your nose, look at the Kleenex, and see what looks like brain tissue
  2. Live in a thought provoking dystopian future
  3. Your only way of showing compassion is by saying "I pity the fool"
  4. Every inch of your body was covered with tattoos (of your choice)
  5. No matter how often you wash your hair it always looks dirty, however, no matter how infrequently you wash it it always feels clean
  6. Have leopard spots
  7. Embrace hedonism
  8. Go skinny dipping with Benito Mussolini
  9. Cheat and win, but your spouse knows the evil truth
  10. Share a house with someone with athletes foot


‹‹ First   ‹ Previous Return to Questions Next ›   Last ››