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Every inch of your body was covered with tattoos (of your choice)
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No matter how often you wash your hair it always looks dirty, however, no matter how infrequently you wash it it always feels clean
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Live in a thought provoking dystopian future
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Embrace hedonism
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Have leopard spots
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Go skinny dipping with Benito Mussolini
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Cheat and win, but your spouse knows the evil truth
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Share a house with someone with athletes foot
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The elevation of all points on the earth inverts around sea level. Mountains become the bottom of the ocean and deep sea trenches become the new mountains.
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Never hear another pun again