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Everthing was bacon flavored
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Eat a package of Ichiban
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Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face
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Drink only warm, flat, diet Dr. Pepper as the only beverage for the rest of your life
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Never eat cereal again
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A werewolf apocalypse breaks out in your home town. Anyone bitten by a werewolf permanently transforms into one.
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Have car drive over your foot
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Become an immortal sorceress with mind-control powers but permanently transform into an enormous black cobra-like serpent with a human face.
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Get pinkeye
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A type of magical weapon is invented that transforms anyone caught within its area of effect into docile humanoid sheep. The governments of the world decide this is more humane and economical than regular guns and bombs and use sheep-guns and sheep-bombs in their place.