Options By Popularity

Options 964 to 974

  1. Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face
  2. Have car drive over your foot
  3. Get pinkeye
  4. A type of magical weapon is invented that transforms anyone caught within its area of effect into docile humanoid sheep. The governments of the world decide this is more humane and economical than regular guns and bombs and use sheep-guns and sheep-bombs in their place.
  5. Never take a good picture
  6. Prove aliens exist, but someone else gets credit and is constantly rubbing it in your face
  7. All your base are belong to us
  8. It rained cats and dogs
  9. Become an immortal sorceress with mind-control powers but permanently transform into an enormous black cobra-like serpent with a human face.
  10. While not otherwise changing its physical properties, your body gains the density of styrofoam.


‹‹ First   ‹ Previous Return to Questions Next ›   Last ››