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Options 966 to 976
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Live in a world without automobiles
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Be a peasant in a fantasy world
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Each morning your alarm clock squirts gravy on your face
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Consume a bottle of mouthwash within the span of one hour
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A werewolf apocalypse breaks out in your home town. Anyone bitten by a werewolf permanently transforms into one.
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Have car drive over your foot
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Never eat cereal again
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Get pinkeye
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Be one of Santa's elves
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A type of magical weapon is invented that transforms anyone caught within its area of effect into docile humanoid sheep. The governments of the world decide this is more humane and economical than regular guns and bombs and use sheep-guns and sheep-bombs in their place.