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Always work the night shift

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sojikari   Yessss. And ve shall drink ze blood of virgins, and all vill be gooooooooooood.

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In 24 hours someone, somewhere in the world will flip a coin. Heads you die, tails you become omnipotent

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33% prefer Always work the night shift

gruntspwn   I'm not afraid of a quick death, and... OMNIPOTENCE! I could finally move to Moscow and organize a WORKERS REVOLUTION!

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46% prefer Always work the night shift

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