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Find out the Bea Arthur is your real mother

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Your tears are boiling hot

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70% prefer Find out the Bea Arthur is your real mother

Wax your entire body

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Go blind

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50% prefer Find out the Bea Arthur is your real mother

sojikari   Well, whoever Bea Arthur is, I've got a pretty epic mum. To blindness, I say!

Find out the Little Richard is your real father

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45% prefer Find out the Bea Arthur is your real mother

sojikari   ahahahahahahaha. What a messed up family life.

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