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Discover that, due to a freak time travel accident that will someday leave you stranded in the past, you are actually your own parent.

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danielkinane

Past-Nastification.

bjfreeman801

Think about it. This means you had 'relations' with one of your parents.

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Discover that, due to a freak cloning accident that's since been covered up, one of your biological parents was actually a sheep.

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Never take off the underwear that you are currently wearing ever again

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58% prefer Discover that, due to a freak time travel accident that will someday leave you stranded in the past, you are actually your own parent.

gruntspwn

I don't mind being my own parent. Besides, my dad's a deadbeat drug addict anyway.

BoNeS01413

Do you just become more of an inbred with every self generation... Or however time works....

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