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Be a minotaur

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RoguePainter

does this come with its own maze?

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Be a satyr

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Be a centaur

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wewereonlytryingtodrownher

I have the head & torso of a human, but the lower body of a marine mammal..

Become a werecow

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bryan.derksen

Be part-bovine full-time, or full-bovine part-time. Hm...

Become a zombie (while retaining your mind)

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sojikari

Huh. Neither one of these is especially gonna get the ladies. Best pickup lines?

"Does thisssss smell like chloroform to you? Hold still while I eat your brains."

"Hey honey, ever see a guy hung like a bull?"

Be a computer programmer

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Become a cow centaur

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The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.

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