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Every time you sneeze you fire a shotgun blast out of your mouth.

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Every time you sneeze you teleport to a random location within 1 kilometer

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24% prefer Every time you sneeze you fire a shotgun blast out of your mouth.

Your left forearm is replaced by a shotgun. You can fire it at will and it has unlimited ammunition.

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16% prefer Every time you sneeze you fire a shotgun blast out of your mouth.

You're being chased by six dozen slow zombies

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0% prefer Every time you sneeze you fire a shotgun blast out of your mouth.

revegelance  

I'll just sneeze at the zombies.

Every time you sneeze you shrink by 0.1% of your current height.

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55% prefer Every time you sneeze you fire a shotgun blast out of your mouth.

Allahakbarmydick  

...UNFORTUNATELY I suffer from "snatiation", which is what the multiple sneezing is called. My kids get a kick out of counting and wagering on the total.My average is between 25~30, and, while they find it amusing, I am positive that's how I'm going to die, as its hard to catch my breath after a sneeze jag...

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