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  1. Discover there is a large quantity of mold growing in one of your walls
  2. Correct grammar was no longer required in any circumstances (including books, newspapers, legal documents)
  3. Every chip you ate was stale
  4. It turns out dogs are the smartest beings on the planet and humans exist mainly to serve them
  5. Be extremely competent but have no self confidence
  6. Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
  7. Every second cell in your body duplicates
  8. Get into a large bathtub of room temperature cola (of your choice) and be unable to leave until you drink it all
  9. Eat dog food
  10. Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots


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