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Options 1069 to 1079
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Use the washroom, look in the bowl, and see maggots
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Sit at a desk all day
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Vomit marbles
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Genuinely believe you are much better liked and much more admired than you really are
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Every second cell in your body duplicates
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Have hands at the end of your legs
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Live as a Dwarf in the Dwarf Fortress universe
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In exactly ten years animals larger than a Pygmy marmoset will transform into a blue whale. These blue whales will be regular blue whales in every way except they will possess the memories and same intellectual capacity as their original form. Everyone knows this is coming.
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Win the lottery, tell all your friends you've won, start celebrating, but then, as you go to pick up your money you realize you read the ticket wrong and you didn't actually win
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From now on your favorite food loses all flavor to you