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Humans were marsupials
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50% of the time when you go to speak you just mumble incoherently
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The only cereal you ever get to eat is cereal that you have bathed in
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A bizarre mishap leaves you a quadruple amputee, but gives you invulnerability and the ability to fly like superman
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Live in a world of perpetual Groundhog Day
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Eat cheese for breakfast, lunch and dinner for a year
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Discover that, due to a freak time travel accident that will someday leave you stranded in the past, you are actually your own parent.
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Get beat up by Jackie Chan
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A bum off the street walks up to you and licks your face three times
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Find out the Little Richard is your real father