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Options 1870 to 1880
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Every day the first piece of food you put into your mouth turns into a live and activated grenade
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Be constantly itchy
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Have an ear on your forehead you can't remove
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Have shoes instead of ears
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Eat a Boeing 747 over the space of 10 years
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Zombies invade and they all have fully-auto AR's, and are intelligent enough to wield, shoot, and reload. And the want to kill you and only you.
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You are going to die in exactly one week and there is nothing you can do about it
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Be constantly surrounded by a swarm of mosquitoes who tell you bad puns continuously in a voice that sounds like 100 mosquito whines in unison
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Look exactly like Micheal Jackson
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Stuff two dozen pencils down your throat