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						Stuff two dozen pencils down your throat
					
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						Have no hands
					
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						You are immortal and invincible but you become a hovering cloud of diarrhea with 5-foot telekinesis
					
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						Only have one of your five senses
					
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						Have hooves instead of hands
					
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						Every time you eat a meal or snack the first piece of food you put in your mouth has a 1 in 10,000 chance of turning into a live and activated grenade
					
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						Be a banana peel
					
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						The universe ceases to exist
					
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						Have the physical and mental capacities of a typical 6-year old
					
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						Die in a fiery pit of death