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You're being chased by a fat zombie

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bryan.derksen   On the one hand, perhaps the fact that it's fat will slow it down. On the other hand, perhaps it's only fat because it happens to be really really good at catching the living to feast on their thinkin'-meats?

wewereonlytryingtodrownher   Luvz zombies

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graysonwynter   RUN!

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JonThompsonsEmail   If movies have taught me anything - one is the precursor to the other.

You're being chased by a fast zombie

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gruntspwn   Fast zombies just so happen to be the easiest to kill.

The other option this is paired with happens to everyone on Earth, not just to you.

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johnnie98765   the altruistic choice is obvious

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