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Every female within 100 feet of you becomes pregnant
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Whenever you fart it sounds like a loud belch
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Be named Snotface
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Walk one thousand miles in one thousand hours or be killed
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The only bathrooms you can use for the rest of your life are the Burger King restrooms.
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You're being chased by a fast zombie
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Be cursed to change into a donkey any time someone calls you an "ass", only changing back when someone calls you a "human"
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Have a really bad toothache
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It rains fire on your home city for 15 minutes
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Wash your face in a urinal