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  1. Be unable to uncover your private parts when you need to use the restroom
  2. Grow a limb that you have no control over
  3. Find out that your spouse had a sex change before they met you
  4. Toilet paper feels like sandpaper
  5. See your best friend get badly hurt
  6. Be one inch tall
  7. Be the shortest person on earth
  8. Have perpetually dry lips that no amount of lip balm will help
  9. Have a comically oversized shampoo bottle for a leg
  10. Have the guts of a boiling hot pizza pop squirted into each of your ears


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